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Lesson of the Week: Sickness & Cinema

This summer has been a go-go-go sort of season, consumed in large part by travel (Pittsburgh to see family, Provo and Austin for business) and home improvement (new furnace and ductwork, new walls here and there, and a complete layout redesign), with a wedding and some visits to Seattle thrown in for good measure. Sadly, there was no room in the schedule for camping this year! Until last weekend, that is. I got away for one night to Deception Pass State Park, just in time for my nascent head cold to meet a convergence of rain, wind, pine needles, and tabletop gaming.

Believe me, folks — there is no better medium for germs than playing cards. I’m sure I infected everyone there.

56 hours later, I was a complete disaster, lying in a pool of my own mucous, and incapable of tasting even the sharpest cheeses. It was seriously one of the nastiest colds I’ve had in many years. I’m still coughing the last of the gunk out of my throat and lungs, and I still have fluid behind my temples and ears. Nasty.

Foolishly, I decided to kick back and watch of few of my old, favorite movies. What better way to take your mind off of a sickness, right? WRONG. I had forgotten that a bad cold poisons not only your body, but your thoughts as well — that it can make you hate something which, under ordinary circumstances, you enjoy enormously.

Die Hard (1998).  Though exceptionally well reviewed for an entry in its genre, I found McClane’s smug antisocial tendencies to be deeply irksome and the movie’s mores (probably not surprisingly) to be extremely recessive.  Oh, and it was much grosser than I remembered — the groin shooting near the middle was particularly disturbing, with the liquified legs sequence taking a close second.  More than anything else, though, McClane’s smugness just drove me nuts.  Yippi ki yay, huh?
 
The One

The One

The One (2001). I remember loving this the first time I saw it. How flat and cliched it seems now! I know there’s a fabulous action sequence in the last fifteen minutes — featuring Jet Li kicking his own butt in rather spectacular fashion — but boy oh boy, this stinker just did not hold up for me, and I didn’t even get close to that scene. In the words of Ebert: “Offers brainless high-tech action without interesting dialogue, characters, motivation or texture.” Thanks, Rog.
 

Constantine

Constantine (2005). Such a pretty movie. Such a lost opportunity. A little more character development (if any of John’s friends had been more than set pieces, it would have helped!) and a little more screen time for the female leads (Swinton and Weisz were both excellent casting choices) could have bumped this film by 15 points, easy. HOWEVER, that would have done nothing to fix the plastic, unsatisfying demons. I mean, they basically look like Gollum after a botched execution by guillotine! They simply weren’t scary; hell, Gabriel was much scarier than they were (speaking of which, I love this scene, especially from about 2:30 on).
 

Aliens

Aliens (1986). Speaking of scary females… I still remember the first time I kind of watched this back in the eighties. Actually, I mostly remember hearing it because I spent most of the movie hiding behind the sofa. Then again, I was 15. Whatevs.

My tolerance for cinematic violence has developed to a point now where… I don’t have to close my eyes anymore. And I have heard Sigourney shout, “get away from her, you bitch!” one too many times. It is still a beautiful movie but… blame the cold virus… they could safely have trimmed about 35 minutes from its runtime and lost nothing. Perhaps it’s just been too heavily borrowed from to feel “fresh” anymore.

OK, the moral of the story here is, when you are sick… DO NOT WATCH MOVIES YOU LIKE! Watch trash that you can afford to hate without having to replace your DVD collection. That is all.

Addendum

I think Constantine would have been awesome if Constantine had been played by Sigourney Weaver. Seeing her go head to head with Tilda Swinton would have been frickin’ amazing.

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An Old Favorite

So, I’m in Texas.  In the heat.  The dry, baking heat.  The killing, inescapable, merciless heat.

Actually, the heat is surprisingly survivable — not just because of the A/C, though it is necessary, but because after a while you just get used to it.  It’s 96 now, but just a few minutes ago I was commenting on how much cooler it is tonight than it was last night.  A few nights ago I had to get into a hot tub (it was 97 at the time) because the pool was too chilly.  It’s funny.

The landscape here is a tinderbox, arid forest stretched thin over the skin of the rolling Texan hill country — quite beautiful, but with a strange air of fragility.  The property I’m on — the Wizard Academy — is breathtaking.  It has been built with a remarkable attention to and depth of detail.  Check out the pictures.

Anyway, the founder — Roy Williams — was talking about poetry to Poem and I (well, more to Poem — I tried getting my toe in the door a couple of times with no luck) about whether or not her name had conditioned her to live or occupy a certain identity, and whether some of that identity may be based on a misunderstanding of what poetry can or should be.  He recited an abominably fatalistic Frost poem which prompted me, in a few spare moments, to look up a few poems I used to love and whose titled happened, through some fluke of neurochemical luck, to stick.  Here’s the one that leapt out at me:

Stone
by Charles Simic

Go inside a stone
That would be my way.
Let somebody else become a dove
Or gnash with a tiger’s tooth.
I am happy to be a stone.
From the outside the stone is a riddle:
No one knows how to answer it.

Yet within, it must be cool and quiet
Even though a cow steps on it full weight,
Even though a child throws it in a river;
The stone sinks, slow, unperturbed
To the river bottom
Where the fishes come to knock on it
And listen.

I have seen sparks fly out
When two stones are rubbed,
So perhaps it is not dark inside after all;
Perhaps there is a moon shining
From somewhere, as though behind a hill—
Just enough light to make out
The strange writings, the star-charts
On the inner walls.
Good stuff.  I need more.

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Movie Night: Zombieland!

Weather.com assures me that tonight is going to be a beautiful night.  And so, now the sun is setting a little earlier, it is finally time to set up the projector and the big screen out on the back deck and have a movie night.  Anyone who would care to come is welcome; bring a friend if you like, and whatever beverages you’d prefer.  An RSVP would be appreciated but if you’re playing the evening by ear and decide to show up at the last minute, that’s cool too.

What I’ll provide: lukewarm beer, hot water for tea, basic hydration, seating, and a cheery fire.  And there will of course be popcorn available in a variety of pleasing flavors and textures.

What you should bring: a sweatshirt and/or blanket that doesn’t mind being exposed to wood smoke, along with any beverages or snacks you would like.

Tonight’s movie will be Zombieland: one hour and twenty-one minutes of pure, blood-soaked silliness.

When: tonight, beginning at 9PM.  The movie will start at about 9:45 PM and run until about 11:15 PM.

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Quick, just get in the damn ark!

This morning, I noticed something subtly difference about the appearance of the woods behind my house in our view from the second story skylight.  Turns out they weren’t woods in more — they had become a lake.

My Back Yard

The water appears to still be rising.  I walked down Lynn to West North street and then down North West street (a ridiculous juxtaposition of names, especially considering that Northwest Road is just a few blocks away).  There were people *everywhere* — it looked like a sporting event. Where Squalicum creek passes under Squalicum parkway and West street, the extremely capacious waterway had been completely overwhelmed, and the street surface looked like a river in its own right.

Squalicum Parkway is having a bad day

Crazy.  Feels a little biblical.  But cool, so long as Noah doesn’t forget to stop and pick me up before my backyard falls into the creek and washes out to Bellingham Bay.

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