In my opinion, nothing will bring you closer to reliving your childhood than spending some quality time with someone else’s children on a snowy day. Greyson taught me three things this morning:
1. I am getting old.
2. One of the advantages of getting old is that your old-person hands enable you to make *massive* snowballs. At least compared to those that a 10 year old can make.
3. All those childhood memories of snow making your hands tingle and ache until it feels like your fingers are going to fall off? Those memories are TOTALLY accurate.
(Incidentally, if you look closely you’ll see that my right ear is packed full of snow in this picture. I thought I’d lost hearing in one ear, a la George Bailey.)
In other news, I was overcome by a new form of modern “rage” in the supermarket today. On the way in, I inadvertantly crossed paths with this other fellow — one of those accidental “dances” where, traditionally, you keep saying “excuse me” and “oh, I’m sorry” after each step, and then getting in each others’ way again. Except in this particular case, I was the one saying “pardon me,” “excuse me,”"how silly of me” and this other guy just glared at me through the whole thing.
Once inside, I brooded about this exchange — and about how ridiculous it was for me to be so civil and apologetic while he was so arrogantly terse. After a while, I parted ways with Cathy and went to fetch some tea. When I saw this other fellow in baked goods, I looped around and came back along the same aisle he was in and, when he turned around, I used my cart to force him to back out of my way, glaring at him the entire time (he looked totally flummoxed). Later, I realized I was probably suffering from something best described as “cart rage” — and even though it’s something I should probably be ashamed of, and might even need professional help with, I felt a little pleased with myself.
Watch out, all you scrooges and sourpusses out there — this is Kevin, full of The Milk of Human Crankiness, and ready to unleash it upon you. Beware!

