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Last Night on Ellis Street

Posted on: Saturday, July 12th, 2008 in: Uncategorized

last night in this house
we mop the dust of good years
tomorrow’s too soon
On that note, I am shutting off my computer in this location for the last time.
Gods, I’m tired.  Evidently my allergy to cardboard dust makes my hayfever look insignificant.  Tomorrow will be so exciting!

Summer is Here

Posted on: Thursday, June 26th, 2008 in: Uncategorized

…and I have proof. Tamar, my neighbor across Ellis St., knowing that I am a particular fan of the sweet pea for its color and fragrance, cut the first two sweet pea blooms of the year and gifted me with them. They are sitting in a small water glass next to me now […]

Exercise the Youtube

Posted on: Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 in: Uncategorized

Okay, I generally frown on content-less (that is, rant-free) posts. Nevertheless, here follow three videos I have greatly enjoyed recently. My musical tastes are expanding again after a long period of contraction (must be spring).
The Class of 73 Bells
Prefuse 73 with School of 7 Bells

It’s Showtime
Electric Six

Gotye
Heart’s a Mess

I must add — I […]

Friday Haiku

Posted on: Saturday, June 21st, 2008 in: Uncategorized

winter hit kitsap
but summer came to whatcom
cured the destroyer
The (pseudo)haiku is a lousy form of poetry. This is just a codification of events — the death of Barry and Heather Bryant’s youngest back in my home town, under tragic circumstances, the balmy air that has finally found us in late June, and the overwhelmingly […]

Platform Iconography

Posted on: Wednesday, June 18th, 2008 in: Uncategorized

Most reasonably computer literate folks will recall the brilliant visual rhetoric of the “I’m a Mac, I’m a PC” ad campaign (which has continued expanding since the last time I looked, and which trashes incisively on Vista’s lamentable stability and usability concerns).
Some bright young person extended the iconography to include Unix and Windows Vista (thanks […]

I Am Getting Real Old

Posted on: Friday, May 30th, 2008 in: Uncategorized

Today was a brisk, chilly, bracing sort of day. During my lunchtime walk I felt peppy enough to do a cartwheel when I thought no one was looking. Bad idea. My shoulders have not yet forgiven me.
And my knees crackle and pop when I hacky sack.
And my back aches. And so […]

Remember this when Christmas comes around

Posted on: Friday, May 23rd, 2008 in: Uncategorized

I totally need this stamp: http://www.flickr.com/photos/8326992@N08/2363227391/
Although, in retrospect it would probably actually be a really bad idea to get one of these for me.  I would certainly end up with permanent ink stars marring both of my monitors, and I suspect my colleagues’ spouses would eventually object to the damage I would surely do […]

Way Too Hot

Posted on: Friday, May 16th, 2008 in: Uncategorized

I don’t think I’ve ever seen this in a special weather statement before:
ALTHOUGH IT WILL BE VERY TEMPTING TO JUMP INTO AREA LAKES AND RIVERS TO COOL OFF…IT WOULD NOT BE A WISE IDEA. WATER TEMPERATURES WERE STILL QUITE COLD OR IN THE 30S AND 40S. ALSO… RIVERS WERE RUNNING HIGH AND SWIFT DUE TO […]

Ouch

Posted on: Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 in: Uncategorized

(10:34:44 AM) (Dude): we’ve been getting much feedback on this, i can get it to work sometimes but others not
(10:34:49 AM) (Dude): with any luck it’s something simple, eh?
(10:35:23 AM) Zero: I have learned not to hope for good luck
(10:36:11 AM) (Dude): hehe
(10:36:19 AM) (Dude): spoken like a true corporate american
(10:36:26 AM) Zero: heh
(10:36:27 […]

Cats + Geeks = An Engineer’s Guide to Cats

Posted on: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 in: Uncategorized

Ah, this made me happy. Especially the “cat yodeling” application. The “corporal cuddling” methodology is actually one we have used, with a great deal of success, with Ralph — in fact, after repeated use, his middle-of-the-night berserker rages are a thing of the past.

In comparing myself to geek archetypes such as those depicted […]