• Nonsense

    Bad Hair Day

    by  • December 3, 2012 • News, Nonsense • 0 Comments


    When I woke up, my hair was like this: When I am done buzz-cutting it tomorrow night, it will look like this: My thoughts require ventilation and fresh air. Because right now, I’m thinking that if a work week exceeds the seven days of the Roman week, there should be a name for every...

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    The Death of Nutkin

    by  • May 30, 2012 • Events, Nonsense • 1 Comment

    Squirrel Nutkin, prancing through a forest all fancy-like!

    I’ve never liked squirrels very much. I mean, it’s pleasing to think of them as a politely animated species of stuffed animal, cavorting through the woodlands with whimsical names like “Nutkin” and “Chubby Bub”. But somehow they lose a great deal of their charm after you’ve been mugged by the famously aggressive squirrels of...

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    Political Annoyance

    by  • February 6, 2012 • Nonsense, Politics • 0 Comments

    So, I once again got embroiled in a facebook political diatribe *mostly against my will* because of this ridiculous cartoon. It immediately struck me as insulting — in part, because it mistakes sanctimonious asshattery for being funny.  Beyond this initial annoyance I found the bitter core of my indignation: it’s bloody well racist, that’s...

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    Cleaning and Kitties

    by  • January 29, 2012 • Cats, Events, Nonsense • 1 Comment

    Whole house vacuum, including furniture relocation, corners, and deep crevice extraction: 5 hours Mopping of all non-fabric surface areas (approximately 900 square feet): 2.5 hours Deep carpet cleaning for all carpeted surface areas and two large area rugs (approximately 600 square feet): 2.5 hours Time to recover from cat urine fumes every time I...

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