Ah, this made me happy. Especially the “cat yodeling” application. The “corporal cuddling” methodology is actually one we have used, with a great deal of success, with Ralph — in fact, after repeated use, his middle-of-the-night berserker rages are a thing of the past.
In comparing myself to geek archetypes such as those depicted […]
(11:07:47 AM) Zero: google is a horse of many colors
(11:08:05 AM) Castle: the man wears white shirts in may.
(11:08:24 AM) Zero: the horse has a broad yellow streak from its anus to its belly button
(11:08:54 AM) Castle: ______ loves horses and leaves pus trails.
(11:09:22 AM) Zero: ______ has been squeezed by the ______ tentacles before
(11:09:40 […]
Yesterday on my way home I saw a couple of fuzzy, long haired hippy types out playing curbside croquet golf. The improvised, obstacle laden course made me think of the peculiar variant of croquet my sister and cousins and I played during yesteryear summers. We’d start at one end of the yard and […]